When somebody talks bad about Beyonce Im like
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Best breakup line ever!
10knotes: funsizedbarbieex3: Girl: “Wanna see a magic trick?” Boy: “Sure.” Girl: “POOF, you’re single!” Submitted by josheeepat Follow 10Knotes, the 10,000 notes blog. #MyLifeIsComplete
The Misconception of love
Patient: I do not want to live, I cannot live without my husband, I love him so much
Psychologist: You are mistaken; you do not love your husband
Patient: (angrily) What do you mean!?
Patient: I just told you I can't live without him
Psychologist: What you describe is parasitism, not love. When you require another individual for your survival, you are a parasite on that individual. there is no choice, no freedom involved in your relationship. It is a matter of necessity rather than love. Love is the free exercise of choice. Two people love each other only when they are quite capable of living without each other but choose to live with each other.
When Michael and Janet broke out dancing together...
I LOST IT! They did the f*** outta that.
poogalow: This might be the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen. The one kid is so wiggly I just want to cry. This is exceptionally well for children that small.